UEWA Returns!!!!!!!!!?

A great company has risen and it's coming back with a bang. A 20 man over the top rope battle royal. You see it doesn't even matter I pull number 20 or number 1, because as you have seen in the past no matter what has happened, no matter who I face I can come out on top. At the end of the rumble it will be me on the top of the turn buckle looking down on everyone who thought they could win, looking down at the wrestlers who claimed that this night was going to be their night, and all the haters who believed that I couldn't do it. Kanye West may be a rude individual, but at least he said one very true statement, whatever don't kill makes me stronger and trust and believe through my time in this company I have grown stronger and stronger. The rumble I'm not worried to much about it because I know what I can and can't do in the ring and I know for a fact without a shadow of a doubt that I can win this match. Then I will move on the win the title from Shaun Cold or Shaun "Flyin" Parker, whatever he wants to call himself and defeat him for the UEWA Championship. Shaun you may be able to fly in the ring, but I can glide through you see the things I do in this ring is unmatched by any superstar on the roster or in the world, so Shaun it would be smart for you to stay on suicide watch very closely because your looking at your next opponent and future champion. Why? because I am the Rated Suicidal Superstar, have a nice afternoon.